Note to english speakers

Sometimes I post something only in Portuguese.

That is not because I don't love you.

It's just that some things I post here would be impossible to translate efficiently or, if translated, wouldn't be as funny/interesting to people outside of Brazil or who don't speak portuguese.

So believe me, you like me better if you don't read such posts, cause it'll feel like a waste of time to you if you do.

But if you, by any chance, want to know anyway why there's a post with cow tits and I didn't translate it, I'll gladly explain, so just ask. =D

Every portuguese-only post from now on will have a link to this note, so I don't have to explain every single time to my million+ readers.

Cheers!