6 de agosto de 2010

How to make a better and healthier society

The police in the Netherlands faces daily problems with vandals and criminals who are scattered across this small piece of land.

Every day, acts that shock the most simple-minded, acts worthy of repudiation, are seen here.

It is your obligation to educate your children so they don't grow up and become that sort of scum of society.

And a very important step to making a better world is to identify who does that. Look around and scold those who commit unorthodox and regrettable acts. Below you see a list of clear signs that one is not fit for a just and healthy society.



1. He throws plastic bottles into the organic bin.

2. He gives the sign on the bus when nobody, not even himself, wants to step out

3. When he has a row with someone, he goes away without saying bye.

4. He uses, for 5 minutes, the Wi-fi of the
neighbor who forgot to set up a password.

5. He belches at the table.

6. He once glued his bubble-gum under the school's desk.

7. He says "ass" and not "butt".

8. He eats candy in hiding before singing Happy Birthday.

9. When buying french fries, he gets 10 cents more than he should of change and he doesn't give it back.

10. He has already crossed the street without looking at both sides.

11. One day his mother told him to go take a shower, but he just turned on the shower and made his hair wet.

12. He once went to sleep without brushing his teeth.

13. He has used the bathroom and left the lid raised.

14. He took medication without reading the instructions.

15. He has sex, he doesn't make love.

16. He drinks water (from the bottle) and doesn't put it back in the refrigerator.

17. He rang the bell of somebody's house and ran away.

18. He once farted in the elevator.

19. In acts of total vandalism, after taking a nice shit, he doesn't cut the toilet paper on the perforations.

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